Angela Kelly is now worth £35million. Precisley, clever Angela is worth £35,425,411.80. The devastatingly pretty mother-of-one won the EuroMillions jackpot.

Anglea's son John wants a Nintendo Wii and an XBox. Let's not go mad and spoil the lad.

We give charismatic Angela some tips on how to invest the money wiseley:

Invest It?

Put the lot with bankers Coutts & Co and earn £37,809 a week before tax, £1,948,397 a year before tax.

Play With It?

Change the money into £50 ntoes and create a 774ft-high tower - four times higher than Gatehead's Angle of the north.

Although it would take a cashier 47 hours to count the notes (including a one-hour lunch break)

Do Her Sums?

Brainy Angela worked as postal worker on a salary of £21,000 per annum. To earn her winnings she would have had to work for 1,500 years. Or buy a Lotto £1.50 ticket.

Shopping?

Buy:

48 houses in her native East Kilbride, based on the average property price

Five Lear jets

Britain's ninth most expensive home

An Andy Warhol original

The world's most expensive goalkeeper (Italy's Gianluigi Buffon would leave her about a million left over for, say, Gary Neville)

Good Works

Invest in Anorak, Shiny and Arsenal football club...

The picture is of the winning ticket - so you recognise one when you see it...

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Angela's story seems it's been lifted straight out of a fairytale story book. The 40-year-old single mother's win couldn't have come at a better time. Kelly says that she was all in the red. I hope Kelly will manage to stay clear of crooks and cheats who will try to lure her into all sorts of investment schemes. I urge investment professionals and banks to come to the rescue of this postal woker and help her put her money to good use.

Posted by: zen | August 16, 2007 1:54 PM

>>>The devastatingly pretty mother-of-one...

That made me lol my pants. Still, I'm glad she's not much of a looker, it makes it easier for me to feel happy for her. God, just imagine how much we'd all despise her if she *was* devastatingly good looking as well as stinking rich...

Posted by: Lance | August 16, 2007 5:48 PM

Ah forget who's gonna try ripping her off and concentrate on enjoying the cash, nice big house and an aston martin on the drive for me :)

Posted by: TV DUDE | August 17, 2007 8:29 PM

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